

One says to the other 'Do you smell fish?'" The joke: "Two birds are sitting on a perch. Lanthus: Take care and say hi to the kids for me. Postie: But which witch is which! Anyway, I'm late for an appointment with the oracle Lanthus: You wouldn't catch me double-crossing a witch! Postie: Cheeky!! If you're not carful I'll get you cursed too. Postie: *Sigh* Will nothing sacred be safe? Postie: Got a taste for parrots now too does he? Parroty Pete: Well as long as he hasn’t caught anything from that evil chicken. Parroty Pete: Ol’ blue beak’s got the flu again! Postie: Mum wants to know if you’re coming round for tea. Now don’t forget- nobody does anything until I give the signal. Postie: I swear you get stranger every time. Postie: Lemons? What are you talking about? Party Pete: Want to take some cake with you? Well I’m here to talk to some white knights. Party Pete: Celebrating weddings and drop parties… Postie: Hey Bro, how’s the party business? Reldo: Bye! Say hi to the other Petes for me. Reldo: No, not yet… but I know I’ve seen it somewhere… Postie: Reldo, have you found that book I was looking for yet? Postie: That’s it brother, and we’ll come a running! Pirate Pete: Holler like a bosun without a bottle. Postie: Well you know what to do if something goes wrong. Pirate Pete: ’Tis all quiet on the eastern front. Oh, cripes! I've left a fire burning! I've got to go! Are you expecting guests?īarmaid: You want me to put it on your tab? Postie: "Well then she started pointing to Ardougne and rambling on about betrayal!"īarmaid: 4 pints coming right up. Postie: "I didn't know she was familiar with the works of Shakespeare. And when I open my lips, let no dog bark"!" Postie: "First she said, "I am the Oracle.

Player: "Yes, I thought as much, what did she have to say?" Postie: "I was just trying to get some wise words of wisdom from the Oracle, You know, she's been here a long time" Player: "Hey Postie Pete how's it going?" However, if a player is already speaking to Postie Pete when he teleports away, the conversation will not be interrupted, and the player will turn to face his new location, giving them a clue as to where he has gone. If a player tries to speak to him as he is leaving, they will receive a message that says, "Postie Pete is preparing to teleport somewhere else, distracting him could have some terrible side effects." What he says depends on the location they encounter him at. Postie Pete will stop and talk with players if they speak with him.
